Friday, May 22, 2009

Are bimbos good for the economy or is it the other way around?

In the 90's our economy exploded, and so did breast sizes in porn. Not only did we have Pamela Anderson, Danni Ashe and Jenna Jameson leading the way in mainstream softcore and hardcore porn, all blondes with DD+ cup tits (Danni's were even real!), but on the big tit fringe people like Chelsea Charms, Summer Cummings, Traci Topps and Sarenna Lee were exploring new ground with implants that were literally crippling. Those girls will not only never be taken seriously again (mere DDD's will probably accomplish that), but they probably will never run (or maybe even racewalk) again. Pictures tell a thousand words:




At the same time, the S&P 500 performed brilliantly. From 1995-2007, it rose 239% even with a blip in 2001 for the dotcom crash. (See chart here.) When times were good, people were buying Hummers, Clinton was getting hummers and American men were entertained by huge breasted bimbos.

More recently, the market has fallen 50%, Hummers are scorned and the top porn stars are flat-chested teens.



Does the economy change porn preferences or does the rise of bimboism promote such positive feelings that it makes the economy go up? Maybe what we need around here is a new big-titted blonde pornstar to provide her own little stimulus package....

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